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TABLE OF CONTENTS — High Political Heresy #1
Introduction – Email to Neal Boortz, Sean Hannity and Rush Limbaugh
Table of Contents
List of Illustrations
Spring, 2009 Essays
Chapter 1 — Washington’s Carthaginian Nobility
This is an intellectual vivisection of the anti-voucher Washington Democrat Nobility which uses the ancient, mysterious Carthaginians as a fine combination of scalpel and magnifying glass. Certain members of the Democrat Elite might be displeased. [Read full Chapter]
Political Category: Spicy +
Chapter 2 — An Easy Socialist Experiment
Hypocritical Socialist Professors will accurately perceive this to be a gauntlet of challenge thrown at their feet. [Read full Chapter]
Political Category: Medium
Chapter 3 — Why our Taxes are Insane
A trenchant discussion of tax policy which uses the established science of BF Skinner’s Operant Conditioning in lieu of the more traditional approach of econometric projections, tax details or fiscal studies as the foundation for analysis. [Read full Chapter]
Political Category: Spicy +
Chapter 4 — Selling the Fair Tax to the People
This is pure Demagoguery Jiu-Jitsu, which hopefully will assist in the effort to replace our existing confiscatory, productivity-punishing tax structure with a sane one. The Democrat Nobility may dislike this piece somewhat. [Read full Chapter]
Political Category: BYPT (Burn Your Political Tongue)
June, 2008 Essays
Chapter 1 — Global Climate on a Scale from 1 to 10
This began as my initial Heretical endeavor, aptly enough during Memorial Day weekend 2008, right around the time Barak Obama became the Presidential favorite. It enlists paleontology, geology, history, anthropology and other sciences, and together with the Aztecs attempts to assess today’s global climate. Al Gore the Green, along with the other Washington Democrat Nobility, may be perturbed. [Read full Chapter]
Political Category: Spicy +
Chapter 2 – Tyrannosaurus Rex: Predator, Scavenger or Neither?
This piece attempts to answer a burning question in Paleontological circles, and in doing so enlists a possibly new idea for T. Rex, assisted with some brief illustrative discussion of the Mafia, hedge fund managers, lions and feminists. [Read full Chapter]
Political Category: Medium
Chapter 4 – Backyard Excitement with Spider and Wasp
This is a direct personal experience which still fills me with awe and wonder. [Read full Chapter]
Political Category: Mild
Chapter 4 – To Pee or not to Pee, that is the Fish Question
This begins as a factual zoological discussion of fish luminaries and little-known fish potty habits. It ends with a Modest Proposal regarding man-made global warming. [Read full Chapter]
Political Category: Medium
Chapter 5 – Procrustes, Pol Pot and Title IX
This polemic uses a marvelous allegorical figure from Greek mythology to discuss genocide, feminists, and college wrestlers, with assistance from Plato and Stalin. [Read full Chapter]
Political Category: Spicy
Chapter 6 – The Perfect Feminists
This is a learned and factual discussion of the unusual zoological characteristics of Spotted Hyenas, with exceptional assistance from genius Shaka of Zulu fame, and some fleeting comparison with medieval art and oil company executives. Her [almost] Highness Hillary the Horrible may be miffed. [Read full Chapter]
Political Category: BYPT (Burn Your Political Tongue)
Chapter 7 — Why Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus
This possibly insensitive essay attempts to answer the age-old questions regarding the lack of synchronicity between the sexes, enlisting copious factual examples from the natural world. Sadly, neither Sir Teddy Kennedy the EverReady nor Sir Bill of Butt was available for expert consulting in the development of this piece. Some may find this chapter a bit offensive, inasmuch as it has been structured to accommodate neither political correctness nor, arguably, common sense good taste. So, the excessively prudish have been forewarned. [Read full Chapter]
Political Category: Medium
Chapter 8 — The Happy, then Sad, Backyard Bird Feeder
Hopefully no explanation of this poem is required. Otherwise, God help us, for we really are not Jovian after all, since we truly are not linked with nor akin to the Gods ourselves (or more accurately, when we think we are, we are really, really lousy at it). [Read full Chapter]
Political Category: Mild
Chapter 9 — Peoples
This one should require no explanation, hopefully. And hopefully no Stake, too. [Read full Chapter]
Political Category: Mild
Appendix
–Thank Yous
–Letter to Rush Limbaugh, Neal Boortz and Sean Hannity
–Background and Disclaimers
–Partial List of Possible Future Heretical Experiments
–About the Author and the Artists
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TABLE OF CONTENTS – High Political Heresy #2
List of Illustrations
Chapter 1 — More Royal Nicknames
In order to avoid jealousy among the Noble (but sensitive) Democrat Elite, here are over fifty more Noteworthy Notables on the Left (and their various allies), who may have been resentful of being left-out. [Read full Chapter]
Political Category: Spicy +
Chapter 2 — Slavery, Reparations and the Fair Tax
This alchemical mixture of seemingly disparate concepts is a second piece in support of the Fair Tax. [Read full Chapter]
Political Category: Spicy
Chapter 3 — Water-Boarding −Yesterday and Today
This technical and historical comparative analysis attempts to infuse some sanity and perspective into the hue and cry of the day. Princess Pelosi of Private Plane, Wyvern of Water-Board was sadly unavailable for her expert input. [Read full Chapter]
Political Category: Spicy +
Chapter 4 — The Perfect Socialists
This is a discussion of ants and how they seem, at least superficially, to be a perfect socialist example for Man if you’re a liberal democrat or the New York Times. But, there’s a surprise — and 100% factual — twist which reveals the true nature of both ants and socialists. [Read full Chapter]
Political Category: Medium
Chapter 5 — Tyranny of the Majority #1 – America’s Kulaks
This piece discusses tax demographics and compares America’s most economically productive workers to those who were temporarily most productive too, under Stalin. [Read full Chapter]
Political Category: Spicy
Chapter 6 — Tyranny of the Majority #2 – Slavery, Nazis and Secession
This particularly pungent piece of heretical analysis takes off where Tyranny #1 ends. It may be a bit inflammatory and disturbing. [Read full Chapter]
Political Category: BYPT (Burn Your Political Tongue)
Chapter 7 — Viceroy Butterflies, Bad Blennies and Problematic Republicans
This is an examination of symbiotic and parasitic mimicry in nature, and compares some of the most interesting aspects of this to certain exact metaphorical examples of mimicry going on in the Halls of Congress. [Read full Chapter]
Political Category: Mild
Chapter 8 — Stealthy Legislation, the Medieval Church and Two Fish
This piece compares the incomprehensible nature of today’s most momentous Democrat legislation such as the Stimulus Bill, Midnight Cap and Trade and Obama-care to their similarly incomprehensible antecedents in Medieval Europe. It also compares the distinctively stealthy manner in which this legislation is surreptitiously inserted into the body politic with some equally distinctive examples of surreptitious bodily insertion in Nature. [Read full Chapter]
Political Category: Spicy +
Chapter 9 — Resource Rationing in Kangaroos, Delta Smelt and Obama-care
This compares and contrasts the resource-rationing and triage decisions implicit in (a) Kangaroo behavior, (b) the Endangered Species Act and (c) Obama-care. [Read full Chapter]
Political Category: Spicy
Chapter 10 — The Perfect Democrats
Believe it or not, Deep Sea Angler Fish — and particularly their kinky and self-parasitic reproductive behavior — are a perfect zoological metaphor for today’s Democrat Nobility as well as many of today’s Democrat Voters. This essay explains exactly why. [Read full Chapter]
Political Category: BYPT (Burn Your Political Tongue)
